Ooo, an American Pale Ale! So take a break from socials - go to the trendiest craft beer spot in Bushwick, NYC, clutching your tote bag full of vinyl. Now scrawl bad poetry in your notebook so everyone can see how interesting you are! Write two lines and then get your phone out to scroll IG for 3 hours for the perfect satirical meme to satiate your followers. It’s giving earthy, woody & floral American hops with a distinct aftertaste of existential dread!
